Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Michigan Mid Week Mantra


After last weeks fumble party alot of the blame laid with Talita Antunes as equipment manager. The "wet" balls we supposedly practiced weren't in fact balls as much as they were mammaries(yes its hard to fumble one.) In fact the blame lies with the Adidas Licensed Property Manager. Shawn Vasquez, failed us by not getting us the right gloves. He provided us baseball gloves when we needed football gloves.......total busch league and HE GONE.

Introducing Amerie Mi Marie Rogers. Ms. Rogers is ecstatic to be the voice Adidas to cater to every Michigan players wants and needs. Most are going to need new pants as their current ones are "too tight."


NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS




Johnny Sears Award of Futility

*Winner*

Youth-Fumbles, INTS, TURNOVERS, Binge Drinking, Zubaz Pants and To Catch A Predator, can all be attributed to youth. Saturday was no different. Haven't seen that many guys looking for the balls since I saw my buddy with his girlfriend.

Rating: NR

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