Notre Dame Preview

What it's like to be bored stiff.

Once again suckfest is upon us, but last years suckfest turned out to be a 38-0 Michigan footnote in a ND season which saw them beat the likes of Saint Mary's School of the Blind and St Judes Childrens Hospital: Aids Wing. I would bet the farm on......well everything accept a new, slimmer, more capable Charlie Weis.

Game Forecast

Will Happen

1. Michigan Speed on display
2. Jimmy Clausen INT
3. Another stupid Lou Holtz prediction
4. Adidas is proud of their NEW investment.
5. Several views of Touchdown Jesus

Likely To Happen

1. U-N-I-T-Y
2. Threet zone read TD
3. Clausen Pick 6
4. Animal Control To Be Called
5. NBC announcer homerism

Unlikely to Happen

1. Stevie Brown impresses me
2. Weis performs with "HIS" players
3. A shootout
4. Not seeing the ND mascot
5. McGuffie not scoring

Will not Happen

1. Beanie Wells gets over Vaginitis
2. Cissoko on Punt Returns(needs to happen)
3. Golden Tate being affective vs D-Wizzle
4. As many missed tackles as last week
5. An accurate prediction of this game

Let the soothing sounds of the Kissaway Trail wash over you.