Soulstar(pt. 1)

Winnin' Ain't A Habit....

So, bye weeks suck. The really suck when you're 1-2. The suck is multiplied when you have a team full of freshman. We are done with the bi-week and get more man on man action this week against Wisconsin. More on that in a second.

Small Tidbits:
Michigan athletes seem to have an affinity for posing in pictures shirtless. You've seen em, im not postin' them, as here we endorse hips, lips and honey dips. Anyway, I guess when you're 1-2 with losses to Mormans and Catholics they take the shirt off your back on the way out.

Craig Roh commits: Scooby Doo makes a mistake, rut roh?

E-LOL: We had 6 turnovers vs. Notre Dame. Still dont believe this.

"tUOS" might be the most overhyped team since 07 Michigan. This team sucks, the D sucks, the WR corps are full of nobodies who still are nobodies. The had to survive vs Troy this week. Pryor is good, but It was Troy. Boeckman is the second coming of Craig Krenzel but they dont have the PR Secretary for Grey Goose on the team any longer. Results: 2 maybe 3 conference losses. Beanie is the biggest crybaby ever.

Doubtful that Rich Rod will remove Donovan Warren from the experiment that is Punt Returns.


Playing Wisconsin is like playing Monopoly on family game night. Everyone is excited at first, but eventually it loses its luster and you'd rather watch Antiques Roadshow or write out some madlibs. Like Monopoly Wisconsin games are boring, tiresome, boring and routine. Don't confuse the excitement you feel as a Badger Pr blocker inexplicably lets the ball hit them which is recovered by UM(see 2001 game). This isn't excitement as much as much as Honda tells you that the ACCORD is a luxury car.......ITS NOT!!!!!!!

Ron Dayne also sucked.

So lets dispel a few myths about UW Football(as per Wisconsinopoly)

1. "Jump around" is dumb, lets face it...it is.
2. Camp Randall, not as much a camp as it is a commune.
3. NO DOGS!
4. When was the last big win for Wisconsin?
5. Wiscompton? How started this? Why? I don't think inner city violence when I think about Madison.....well only one thing really comes to mind. WHITE.
6. Why are you honoring one of the worst coaches in history with a statue? 118–73–4 reeks of success in "Wiscompton".
7. Bret Bielema is average.
8. Michigan is not a rival, stop thinking we are. Do you even have any rivals? Michigan State does not count, they are everyones rival.

The Badgers are excited to come to Ann Arbor, our girls are hotter!!!!!!!!


Auburn also choked on APPLESAUCE!

.......cont