I'll be the first to say that the Wolverines don't have a problem on special teams. People often make jokes that their "special teams" are special in the sense that they only get one item in a buy one get one free(saw this live at the grocery store the other day). However, when I think special i think exceptionally good. What would be the best complement to K.C. and Zoltan? Jetpacks? Universal Remotes? Rollover minutes? As good as these compliments are, I could only think of adding a long, slender, fit pair of legs as an addition. These legs are actually attached to a female torso and very easy on the eyes. These are the legs of Dukai Regina. While she wont be handling the kicking duties(as neat-o as that would be). She will be the new place holder for Lopata and the long snapper for Mesko(Dont worry Mesko, concentrate).
Don't You Wanna Get Behind That?
Landscape
West Virginia called, they want their coach back. I remember when UM was losing to Utah that the fans of "Its All Good University" couldnt help but put their two cents in. We'll I've been collecting those pennies and started a GET WVU MORE COACHES FUND. Is it weird how close in spelling C-O-A-C-H and C-O-U-C-H are? Nevermind, give the people what they want draw up papers to turn our fund to "COUCHES". You're 1-2, your D is GOD awful, your O is underachieving. It appears that 80% of the team wants to go play intramurals, we'll go play brother.
Cupcakes- More prevelent this year than most years. Gourging on OOC cupcakes makes you fat and slow for conference games
Short List of Cupcake Offenders
- Penn State
- Oklahoma
- LSU
- Texas
- Auburn
- Texas Tech
You aren't saved because you scheduled one ok game:
- Missouri
- Wisconsin
- Florida
- Alabama
- Georgia
- Kansas
- OHIO STATE**
Rankings based on Merit
1.USC
2.MWC
3.All the Cupcakes
4.Michigan
5-25.Cupcake Offenders
*Tough based on what ESPN and fans of these conferences say
** Lulz
I had the pleasure of watching Auburn vs LSU with my Auburn fan brother this past weekend. Before you start drinking the Les Miles magic Koolaid be sure to take note the coaching or lack there of, of Auburn in the second half. Tommy Tubbs decided to play it safe after he had a 14-3 lead, which became 14-10, which became 14-17, 14-20 before Tommy even knew what was going on. Then like the switch got turned back on AU took the lead back. My bro makes a prediction "They do this all the time, take the lead only to lose it with about 1min and 30 seconds left." Well looked like he was going to be wrong for once, however, Tommy 3 and outed coupled with a abhorrent punt gave LSU all they needed and you know the rest(they scored with a 1:03 left). My brother handles losses better than I do.
LSU isnt that good, their QB is one sack away from blowing the game, the seocndary is the worst in D1, but they have a good coach....."Lesticles".....whatever.
Johnny Sears Award of Futility
We had a bye week last week, but somehow Stevie Brown managed to grab the award for f*** ups he would've attained.
No I couldn't do that to Stevie, he's trying his hardest.
No award this week.
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