Friday, September 5, 2008

Miami(OH) Preview

Spot the BACKUP!
The Redhawks are coming to town. 0-1 vs 0-1. I love these matchups, because one team will suck more than the other. Eerily similar to the 0-2 Suckfest known as UM vs ND last year which catapulted ND into the ranks of worst CFB team of ALL time not named Duke or F(I/A)U. Outlook.....rosey.
Game Outlook

Certain to Happen
  1. Points will be scored
  2. McGuffie will be stud of the game
  3. Feagin wears a redshirt
  4. Threet to start
  5. 106k of the quietest fans in the nation

Should Happen

  1. Michigan win
  2. McGuffie TD
  3. Threet INT
  4. Stevie Brown missed assignment(aka f*** up)
  5. Mesko 60 yd punt

Possible to Happen

  1. A "Great" game
  2. Marell Evans still starting
  3. Several confused looks
  4. O-Line gets better.
  5. Warren and/or Trent INT TD

Unlikely to Happen

  1. Defensive Shutout
  2. Michigan Scoring 35+
  3. Evenly called game
  4. National Respect
  5. D. Warren calling for a fair catch

Won't Happen

  1. Sheridan playing
  2. Greg Mathews playing
  3. Grady celebrating a TD by doing a keg stand
  4. SOME OTHER TEAM CELEBRATING ON OUR FIELD!!!!!!!!

Now sit back and watch as Steven Threet notches the first W of the Dick Rod era at UM

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