Interview with Rich Rod

NayVar: A real treat this week as we have the man with the plan, albeit be it a 5 year plan, Ricardo Antonio Rodriquez.

Ricardo Rodriquez: Its actually Richard Rodriguez

NayVar: Have it your way Dick Rod.

Rich Rod: Whatever.

NV: Big game this weekend sir.

R^2: Yes, we are really excited to get the B10 campaign underway.

NV: Im excited to see how well we hold onto the ball this week!

R^2: About that, we are a young team, we are going to make youthful mistakes.

NV: These girls are also young, yet they can hang onto the ball, hell the shaft too.

R^2: I think you missed my point.

NV: You missed the boat....

NV: Anyway how have you been dealing with this season?

R^2: We are moving along well, player morale is high, coaches enthusiastic. I'd like to get the fan perspective on our accomplishments this year.

NV: Honestly, I don't know how you've hung on for 8 months, you should get some kind of medal or a holiday or at least a cuddle for someone.

R^2: ....Its only been 3 weeks.

NV: It's been like going on holiday with, I wouldn't say Hitler, but certainly Goebbels. Like a mini holiday with Hitler.

R^2: We are making great strides.

NV: We went from god awful to slightly promising to daft. Been absolutely miserable.

NV: Ok maybe I went overboard with the Third Reich reference but that showing week 3 was like listening to a baby cry after you put them in the trashcan.

R^2: Try to think of this team as stock in WaMu.

NV: So I should sell right now?

R^2: No, this team is strong!

NV: Is the Donovan Warren trial at Punt Returner over?

R^2: If I recall a standout defensive back by the name of Charles Woodson returned punts here.

NV: And?

R^2: He wasn't doing too particularly well at doing such, but one play chnaged the course of a season.

NV: And one moment can change a million after it, yes we have all heard that old childrens tale from the sea.

R^2: Can you tell me the difference between CW and DW?

NV: About $5 million per.

R^2:This isn't about the money.

NV: This better be about putting Cissoko at PR.

R^2: We are looking into getting him in there.

NV: Cizzy is fun to say.

R^2: Well I'd like to finish showering now, is that all you have?

NV: Are you trying to leave me?

R^2: Please.

This has been NayVar bringing you this interview live from the toilet seat in Rich Rodriguez bathroom. That'll do.