Q & A w/ J. Feagin

NayVar: Thank you Mr. Feagin(Fee-gin) for spending this time with me to answer a few questions.

Justin Feagin: Its actually pronounced Fay-gin.

NV: Duly noted...Ill just call you The Feez

The Feez: Whatever man.

NV: So what was your first collegiate practice like?

The Feez: Well Rich Rod is a really demanding coach, we have to sprint everywhere. Barwis almost killed Cissoko.

NV: Are these good things or are you going to wash out like Boren?

The Feez: It really helps making you mentally stronger for the 4th qtr of games. I like it. Adidas is also friggin SWEET!

NV: Please no product placement, thanks.

The Feez: One thing that was worrysome about the first day was that no one knew my name.

NV: They're not suppo....

The Feez: The kept calling me Brown and sending me to the defensive scrimages. It had nothing to do with my skin color.

NV: It probably has to do with your 384th number change this off-season.

The Feez: I have commitment issues, and you should respect my addiction. It's a disease, I need help...just not right now.

NV: Im happy that you committed with us.

The Feez: Sheridan is innaccurate.

NV: You shouldnt belittle teammates in that manner.

The Feez: Constructive criticism.

NV: So Jizzle Fizzle.

The Feez: What did you just call me?

NV: So how many heismans can we expect?

The Feez: Im gonna go out on a limb and say 4.

NV: Very Perriloux of you.

The Feez: No one rises to low expectations.

NV: Or off the bench.......anyway, I appreciate you taking time out of your schedule to provide us with some limited, very limited info on the first full team practice of the Rich Rod era.

The Feez: It was a pleasure.