....And The Winner Is

Shreidan making a "Da U" gesture with his cronies.

As Im sure you already know, Nicholas Sheridan and not Steven Threet will be the projected starter vs Utah. However, this did not answer my question of how badly Threet fucked up. He's gotta be in Rich Rods doghouse to lose the job out to someone who didn't even have a scholarship 4th of July Weekend.

List of Ways Threet Blew It

1. Sensual relations with Rita.
2. Conduct unbecoming a UM QB.
3. Took tips from Feagin on how to pass.
4. Punched an RA.
   
5. Loss of family values.

While 1-4 are plausible reasons for demotion at Western Carolina, they are not on par with D1A standards. THIS IS DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL!!!!!!! GO PLAY INTRAMURALS BROTHER!

So that leaves the likely cause of his demotion to be UM's loss of family values. In a utopia era of football Threet would have the starting job, it's more gentlemanly that way, sort of like the difference between African American version of spades(lots of cutting, no rules....Just Right), and the Caucasian version of the same game(clean, proper, debonaire).

Sheridan Disses The Competition.


Congrats Sheridan, dont let me down like Johnny Sears.