Wow, what a great idea to get Michigan fans excited about their team. The think tank at Michigan has come up with arguably the greatest mass bukkake party known as the "Countdown to Kickoff". While the initial idea was good, it has spiraled into the most boring 2-3 minutes I spend everyday, next to relaxing off the morning wood. Let's take a gander at some of the my personal highlights of the past 20 days of this historic countdown.
- Monday Aug 4th-Players Arrive for Fall Camp. Patrick Omameh isn't very eloquent
- Tuesday Aug 5th-Jim Brandstatter admits to enjoying watching the KIDS, he sees kids, he loves the kids, he said "kids" 5-6 times...Chris Hansen is investigating.
- Friday Aug 8th-Adidas reminds me how much I love NIKE.
- Saturday Aug 9th-First Contact
- Tuesday Aug 12th-Kerry Gibson and Michelle Hopson are dimes!!!!!!!
- Wednesday Aug 13th-17th-Phelps is racking up gold medals right now.
- Monday Aug 18th-More Mathews, Ezeh, Threet and Rich Rod....yawn. If I didn't know any better I'd think Michigan is a 3 man team.
- Tuesday Aug 19th-I have now forgot they are even still doing this.
Thank you Mgoblue. The only thing you let me know about this offseason is that our coaches are coupled with above average women. Let me know when you have some of the info that is passed around the net like a sorostitute at a Fraternity kegger.



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