As we all know Johnny Sears was a legend at UM. His legendary coverage skills were on full display vs App St. and partially against Oregon. His Epic Fail is only out classed by the likes of 18-1, OSU vs the SEC in bowl games and Crystal Pepsi. He couldn't cover his mouth with his hand......
As for the Rankings
Sorry Johnny
One Johnny would be rated for incidents similar to Marlin Jackson punching some random guy or disorderly conduct.
Special Teamer
Two Johnny's, simple misdemeanors, simple possesion, brandishing a firearm, street racing and modding an Xbox 360
Johnny Blown Coverage
Three Johnny's are for mildly serious offenses like spousal abuse, child pornography, wearing jorts and repeated drug related offenses
One Week Starter
Four Johnny's can be attributed to DUI(frowned upon), arson, bomb threats, Grand Theft Auto(1-2-3 or 4) and stealing cable.
Johnny Sears: Pusher Man
Five Johnny's would be a situation similar to the St. Patricks Day Massacre, or whatever they do down in Bama to lead the Fulmer Cup.
Ex. Kevin Grady-Picture me rollin............
Grady had himself a good night, a great night wouldve required a kevlar vest and assault weaponry.
However a .281 BAC is one Capri Sun away from a stupor.
Easy.
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