I hardly ever write about the NFL as its full of overpaid mouth breathers with a increasingly inept playoff structure*. Now that Muhammad has finally made it to that mountain top , the blogosphere will likely be buzzing with reactions to the best team in history of all time. No team in recorded history has ever been as well put together than the Lions. Actually a few other teams do come to mind; Savannah State basketball(2005), Poland & France circa 1939, and the entire XFL. If I could own one franchise in the world next to Manchester United it would be the Detroit Lions. Job Security is quite high for Lions owners, they "fired" Millen yet he still gets a paycheck. You may be wondering how I can think this team is GOOD, however, I never used the word GOOD, I said well put together. Never have so many failures collected in once place since the movie Troll 2 was made. It makes me laugh, the Lions that is, Troll 2 is about as serious as E.T. for the Atari 2600.
Here is where I link a video of Dan Orvlosky running out the back of the endzone.....
Hooray for selective breeding! At least Dan ran through the endzone.
So how did we get to this point? The NFL really isn't that hard, even the Raiders get wins! I really have no idea how it happened, but I definitely know the remedy to what ails the Lions.
THE NFL DRAFT!
I've taken a moment to gather the best prospects to assist the Lions in their takeover of the NFL.
1. Michael Crabtree
1b. Percy Harvin
2. Jeremy Maclin
3. Darrius Heyward-Bey
4. Greg Carr
5. Demetrius Byrd and Brandon Lafell(it's a combo, like a #6 no mayo at Wendy's)
6. Hakeem Nicks
7. Pat White
This recipe will have the Lions contending for the #1 overall seed in a few years. Losing Roy Williams to the Cowboys wasn't an effective use personnel. Their bread and butter is WR's, WR busts! Stick to what you know, it gets you WINS!
*LoL the 11-5 Pats didn't make the playoffs.
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