Rich Rod is beginning new traditions here at UM. Losing 9 games a year an setting negative records are ones we hope don't become an annual thing. He has also started a foundation for beaten and battered women of California. It's a service that gets pathetic girls out of their natural environment of POOLSIDE and brings them to Michigan to pursue academic endeavors. These beauties come from Tha O.C. The illest place west of Van Nuys......Anyway Brandy Major, Zulu Mays, Nicole Sher'iac(yes its french like) and Stephanie Treat are our guests of honor at this years winter formal. The Hills of the O.C. are a tough place for girls with HIGH CLASS to grow up, so why not bring them to one of the classiest universities in the nation(Pepperdine refused to accept Brandy).
I am sure they will fit in nicely here with the rest of the female populace, and Zulu has plans to rush Delta Zeta. Hopefully we will see all these girls in Maize n Blue next year cheering on our boys.
GO BLUE.....


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