Reflection: Pre-Winter Update

As we have ended this sad chapter for Michigan we have sort of forgotten ourselves in the shuffle. Will be fewer updates here during the offseason, mostly just sporadic ideas to make next years blogosphere a little better and the crappy photoshop here and there(Autumn Thunder we miss you).

So few things in this world can still make me happy as much as hot girls, Xbox Live, loafing, and Michigan Football. Well there is still an NCAAT to look forward to....

How many weeks til September?

While we wait for next year, lets start compiling a short list of truths on the season that was Michigan Football 2008.

Lord is that TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

1. We won 3 games
2. We lost 9
3. We lost to a MAC school
4. We had the most fumbles in D1A
5. We had "Special" teams
6. Johnny Sears has two cousins...Stevie Brown and Charles Stewart
7. Sheridan is horrible
8. Sheridan is a terrible walk on
9. Cone didn't get to play over Sheridan
10. Cone has been on the team since I was born
11. Sheridan never had a QB rating over 50
12. Sheridan is good for 5 losses....easy.
13. Threet isnt very mobile
14. Threet isnt a great passer
15. Threet just isnt
16. Minor was good when he played
17. McGuffie was alright before he lost a piece of himself
18. Pray for McGuffie
19. Odoms doesnt like cold weather
20. Neither does Justin Feagin
21. Odoms will be a solid slot WR next year
22. If Odoms remembers to catch the ball
23. Feagin has excellent feet
24. Feagin has pretty nifty feet
25. Feagin is fleet of foot
26. We dont know anything else about Feagin, thanks Rich Rod
27. RR has trouble getting the right guys on the field
28. Stevie Brown is an abortion
29. So is Kevin Grady
30. We had the lead in about 80% of out games this year
31. We blew the lead in about 72% of our games this year
32. Feagin almost threw a pass
33. Carlos Brown never got to either
    
34. Zoltan has to win some kind of award for Heroism
35. We had decommitments
36. Minnesota is a fraud
37. ND fans got cocky for no reason
38. No one can complain about this year, we all wanted Lloyd to step down
    
39. We never got shut out
40. We always scored an offensive td(cough cough Ohio State)
41. We never gave up 50 points(hrmmmph LSU)
42. We dont have a HOT chick alum who attends games.......we need one
43. Brandon Graham is THE HURRICANE
44. Adidas was the worst idea ever
45. We had 7 turnovers in one game yet still had more total yards
46. Beaver Stadium white outs arent that intimidating to teams that suck
47. They also used to wear pink
48. That Block M in the student section was MAJESTIC
49. Actually it looked half asleep, but im an optimist
50. We werent as bad as 2007 Notre Dame
51. Holy crap we had 10 nationally televised games this year plus 2 games on some network
52. We had a punt return td
53. WE HAD 2 FAKE PUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111eleven
54. We had an epic comeback/lolfest
55. I ordered 20 chicken wings every saturday at $13 per order
56. We didnt wrap up most of the time
57. It was mostly Johnn....err Stevie Brown
58. We were young
59. We WILL BE BACK IN 09!!!!!

Wow, short list kinda became a little long.......

Feel free to comment and add your own, ill add em' in.

More to come soon