The Season Of Malcontent

Just when I had begun to get over football in 2008 or something like it, and before the week of irreparable sadness after final grades come out I was treated to news that a beaver was cheating on me. No not with a stud captain of the basketball team, but with the head of the yearbook club. Shavodrick Beaver decommitted and committed to Oklahoma.....Tulsa, Oklahoma. Bye bye reconstruction, bye bye beaver jokes, hello more mediocrity. Michigan continues to set records this season, even when we aren't on the field.

Its not that he decommitted, its how he did so, what kind of jazz handed douche would decommit from a school two weeks before enrolling. Classy all the way, sure you can throw Tulsa offensive stats at me all you like, but how many players have been drafted from Tulsa..I'll wait. Of that bunch how many were any good? Thanks for playing Shav. NEVER TRUST A PUSSY


Who we got left

Steven Threet-a few bright moments this year, many more bad moments, maybe a year under his belt he can get Nick Sheridan bad.

Nick Sheridan-stfu

Justin Feagin-Rich Rod hates him personally.

Tate Forcier-my god....

Recruits
Denard Robinson-whatever
Tyrik Rollins-whatever
Tahj Boyd-Pryor: The Return

I am currently chartering a flight to Louisiana to steal recipes for corn dogs, funnel cakes and other assorted fried foods to maybe lure Russell Shepard to UM..........

Michigan Recruiting Carousel as per ABC's Wipeout....can you spot Newsome, Beaver, Barnes, McNeal, Fera?



Final Thought: MICHIGAN SETS THE RECORD FOR HOW MANY DUAL THREAT QB's YOU CAN GET TO DECOMMIT IN ONE SEASON!