Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Michigan Mid Week Mantra

Back again for another one of our funny f'ing capers. Michigan Football or something like it. Can we just line up T&A every week and maybe we will false start our way to a win via safety or a "busted" play where the girls shenanigans of grab ass spirals into 6.....some how. Illinois had a great game plan, stop the bubble screen and McGuffie run right. Their offense is more mature than ours, no real shock there. I haven't seen sleight of hand like that since.....


Either way, the only thing more inconsistent that Michigan right now is the Big Ten Network......COME TO PENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN STATEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Newswire:

More 2010 recruits, way to go. We are building a class of kids ready to run RR system, or atleast at this point in their Jr year of HS they are in love with the idea of Michigan.

Odoms=full time return man: The cosmos has finally gotten it right!

Rich Rod called the team soft: Well its true, McGuffie is pretty frail when it comes to being an every down back like RR is using him as. No one can hang onto the ball...SOFT. Willing to roll over at home in front of 109k...SOFT.

Bringing up Michigan in conversation with people is now becoming awkward:



We even suck in year 3 on NCAA 09







So I'm in this Online Dynasty for NCAA 09 with some people I sort of know. Its year 3, I've never beaten the Buckeyes, never won a bowl game(Rose Bowl L, Cap 1 Bowl L), yet pull in top 4 recruiting classes every year, just can't beat user controlled teams with a OVR Rating higher than 96(yes we have a tUOS user in the league).......anyway

Tied a 21, 2:30 left in the 4th, driving on UF(99 ovr) vs Michigan(81 OVR) Feagin(91 Accuracy) has been spot on with this throw all game, and what happens? Incomplete, I end up turning it over on 4th down, lose by a FG 24-21. Don't give me any bs about setting your feet either......



UPDATE!!!!!
I just lost to USF 13-18, welcome to bizarro world Michigan 1-2 now




Johnny Sears Award of Futility

Where do I begin?

Recipients: Rich Rod, LB Corps, Safeties, Threet

I really couldn't give it to just one, this was a total team failure

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm feeling your pain.