Case of Blue Balls: Michigan vs PSU

Listening To: Selfish by Slum Village ft Kanye West
Forecast: Partly Sunny


Blue balls can strike any man in America who happens to know some bouncy co-ed affiliated with any of the sorostitution rings on campuses nationwide. The biggest worry is will she throw up before or after i get her pants off......PRAY FOR THE FORMER.

I wasn't expecting us too keep it close, I wasn't expecting us to keep PSU from covering the spread. I was however given hope twice in this game.

• When you are up 7-0 on a team on the road FG's wont cut it. We had the opportunity to shut up the "white out" early in this game, we settled for 3 and they score 2 plays later. I know it was a poor tease, but we were dominating the VAUNTED Penn State defense with players i wouldn't trust with the Large Hadron Collider. Our bad, we let em off the hook.

• J. Feagin sighting. In pads. Apparently taking snaps on the sideline. Burn his redshirt please, its no tlike hes going to be starting all 4 of his years at Mich as RR recruits more players to fit his system. Slot guys are spose to be very quick. Feagin is not Odoms. Odoms is a beast. Feagin can't be worse than Sheridan. They claim his passes down field suck, well this offense goes downfield 2-3 times a game so that isn't a good excuse.

Mmmmmmmmm, SPARTY!!!

• ZONE, ZONE, ZONE, get it the hell out, we give up too many intermediate passes.
• Send Nick Sheridan on his way, defenses know when he comes in there is 0 threat of pass, and 0 threat of run really. Only reason he should ever be in the game is if Threet is ablaze on the sideline. I'd rather watch Carlos Brown when Threet is injured. GIMME THE FEEZ, please.
  
• Positive turnover margin.....HOOOOOOOOOOLLLLEEEEEEEE SHIT.
• Penn St D gaveup more pts than Miami OH and Toledo.
• Thomspon loves to hit.
• Morgan Trent does not.
• Rich Rod has to teach discipline.
  
• Make Adjustments!
  
• Threet runs in slow motion......the defense runs themselves out of position.
• Finally Minor gets utilized properly and McGuffie aswell.
• Preserved the no shut out streak!!!!!!!!!!
• PLAY-Action baby.
  

Final Thoughts: SPARTY.