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Can't Beat It: Michigan vs The Past(8 Losses Too)

Listening To: Rules Pt. 2 by Lawless Element
Forecast: Whatever, its OHIO STATE WEEK

So, we played a game Saturday. Sheridan looked like death, Odoms clearly doesn't like the cold and we lost another game at home. Some people would say its lack of experience and change to a new system. The only new system we have changed to is the Tri Stripe. Adidas sucks at any sport not named Football. Well soccer in this nation. They sort of don't get the whole hands are good thing, feet less important. The swoosh gets it, the swoosh is wise, the swoosh means WINS.

Lets take a look at this decade, ok I don't really need to look at it, but I'm about 98% sure all the NCAAF champs this decade were outfitted by NIKE. The only non Nike champ of the past 10 years was Tennessee and im not even sure in 98' they were wearing Adidas(confirmed, they WERE).

Anyway so in the BCS era we have 1 Adidas Champ and 8 Nike Champs. Might as well make that 10 NIKE champs as Michigan wont be competing for a title until 2010 and none of the other shirt wearers are good.

Adidas

• Michigan 3-8
• Nebraska 7-4
• Tennessee 3-7
• NC State 4-6
• Notre Dame 6-4
• Wisconsin 6-5
• Cincinnati 8-2
• Texas A&M 4-7

That's a bucket load of FAIL right there......Not one of those teams are ranked and even worse only a few will go to a bowl, and even fewer will win their bowl. However, as bad Adidas is they pay well, so at least the universities get sponsor money even if we miss out on BCS money.

My two cents.....It's Ohio State week, dont piss me off.

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Feaginomics


T. Rob


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Death Proof: Michigan vs Minnesota

Listening To: Too Late For Us by Little Brother
Forecast: Mostly Sunny

You stole my heart with the spectacle. You showed me what early January felt like. You spread for me......

Watching Michigan this past weekend filled me with copious amounts of glee and merriment. An offense that picked up where it left off last week, and a D that hearkened back to earlier this year when it was filthy. Most notably I watched Michigan play 4 quarters of football, we saw the Offense and Defense play together. Two firsts on the season. Only took 10 weeks eh. The accolades continue to pour in as we got our first look at J.Feagin. I have to admit, I still had an erection several hours after the game was over, yet couldn't seek medical attention. The RB position is set for the next four years as we saw Minor tear it up followed by Shaw on some very big plays. Our WR corps played absolutely fantastic and Odoms is progressing very very nicely. Clemons sighting! What can I say about the D other than well played? However, as well as we played this weekend, it was against one of the biggest frauds in the history of the B10. Minnesota has turned it around sure, but at what cost? A schedule that is similar to that of a 5A High School. Any tough game they had this year THEY LOST, go figure.

We have seen shades of this Michigan team all year, but never on a 60 minute basis. Last but not least, the opponent victory cigar, death, Sheridamnit. I heard earlier this week that Sheridan would start and only became interested in Feagin's high probability of playing when Sheridan got the hook. This was not the case, I got to see my boy 5-6 times on runs for about 1000 yards but that's a whole other principle(Feaginomics). Sheridan looked really, really good. He made great reads, looked explosive on runs, and had fairly good passing. All in all the game ball goes to Nick Sheridan....I guess Michigan is really DEATH PROOF.

Fun Time

• FEAGINOMICS....period.
• Sheridan may have proved he is our #2 QB, but Feagin makes plays DAMNIT!.
• Shaw and Minor are the best 1-2 combo in RB history.
• Minnesota is the worst team we have faced all year, yes I mean that.
• The D were in the right spots all game. The 4-3 is eons better than that 3-3-5 garbage RR experimented with at the wrong time last week.
• KC Lopata is a G.
• Zoltan is even G'er.....Fake Punt Messiah.
• Im actually excited to watch Special Teams again, we may return it for a TD, we may get tripped up at the 35, or we may fumbled twice on the same return, its almost like Christmas.
• GOTTA FINISH DRIVES. 29 pts shouldve been 40+

Final Thoughts: Another fraud is up next, Northwestern followed by tUOS.......YOU ARE ON WARNING.

INTRODUCING: FEAGINOMICS

Starring J. Feagin

Stats at the half

4 Rushes eleventy billion yards

Wow, RR, im gonna need you to let my boy play a little more.

Feaginomics is simple, put him in and its MONEY time.

A shout out to the SHAWed of Shotgun......whoop whoop

Michigan Mid Week Mantra

Have you ever been called a vision? I can say I have. Once, just once, by a twenty something checkout clerk at my local grocery store. I didn't know how to respond to be called a vision. So I just continued with my transaction and left(I was buying beer so I could finish watching a Michigan game.) Now women get this a lot more than men, I don't use it, because it sounds like something a guy would say just before he is gangbanged by a gaggle of silverback gorillas. However, Emmanuel Chriqui is a vision. One of those Visions that occur in the best dreams that guys have. Dreams where some scantily clad women wants you to check her plumbing. A dream that has about a 10% finish rate because you

1. Live in your parents basement and are woken by the creaking of the floor boards upstairs.
2. Have a kid, who either A) sleeps with you or B) wakes up screaming
3. You already have a girlfriend you wish you didn't and she wakes you up begging to go buy more "Flow heavy" tampons/pads.
4. Just UNLUCKY!
   

GTFO.

I have a vision, since Emmanuel Chriqui is a vision, she must have great QB vision, this would be so win watching her on Saturdays.

News
Steven Threet declared brain dead. The human Victory Cigar to start vs Minny. OMFG WE MAY SEE FEAGIN BY THE 2ND QTR CUS SHERIDAN SUCKS SO BADLY OMFWTFBBQ!
Gears of War 2 comes out tonight!

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Johnny Sears Award of Futility

Well here is a chance for Stevie Brown to rack up another award yet I'll abstain from doing so. This one is on the hands of RR......again.

Why were we in the 3-3-5 Stack. This defense only works in video games and its sketch in those situations as well. You took the strongest part of our defense(OL) and substituted it for the weakest part of our defense(DB). We gave up 48 pts to a 3rd string QB, who was playing RB a few weeks ago. Was a 4-2-5 out of the question if you wanted to try a gimmick on D? Atleast Graham would've had a chance up front. Also Feagin=TDs....simple.

Rating:

Final Thoughts: I want to see Feagin on Saturday taking snaps or I'll be forced to bitch about it here on this blog.

Trouble on the homefront

The apartment above mine flooded, so im dealing with that. MY Xbox went RROD cus of it, and my apt is damp, muggy and smells like a truck stop bathroom. Updates will be sporadic, cus i dont feel like writing anything in this place.


Update****

Things are drying out here, and the wrapping the Xbox in towels worked, go figure. Updates tomorrow

Can't Find The Reason: Michigan vs Purdue

Listening To: Watch Me by Little Brother
Forecast: Cold

We went into Purdue, got up by 14 twice! Lost by 6.


I drove all the way home to be greeted by an offensive spectacle not seen since the last B12 game I watched. The Michigan D is getting worse as the weeks go on. Ill take the Week 1 D and the Week 10 Offense to go please....other than that it is meh.

I found myself many times screaming at the TV hit the f****** QB in the MOUTH!

They FAILED 9 times out of 10.

They atleast gave it the old college try.



Fun Time

• Dont ever run the 3-3-5 stack unless you have a GOOD Secondary
• Run the 4-2-5 if you want to run a gimmicky D. Atleast take advantage of our strengths, the D LINE!!!!!!
• About the secondary, why are we giving 6+ yard cushions? I think it's to give up 8 yard passes for 1st downs. Thought the objective was to prevent the team from getting 10 yards in 4 plays.
• Our 3rd down defense has to be the worst in America. 3rd and long=1st down for the offense.
• Charissa Thompson is super sexy.
• However, BTN coverage sucks overall.
  
• LoL at getting beat on a hook and lateral.
• Minor is going to be really really good next year, along with Cissoko.
• Odoms got us our first PR TD since Stevie B(the GOOD ONE).
• Did I mention our secondary is god awful.
• I still dont know who James Rogers is.
• Why was Warren playing safety, GTFO.
• Justin Feagin played!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!! Did you notice on the play he was in we scored a TD? I hope RR did.

Who do we play this week?



FEAGIN4QB!