Michigan Mid Week Mantra

Have you ever been called a vision? I can say I have. Once, just once, by a twenty something checkout clerk at my local grocery store. I didn't know how to respond to be called a vision. So I just continued with my transaction and left(I was buying beer so I could finish watching a Michigan game.) Now women get this a lot more than men, I don't use it, because it sounds like something a guy would say just before he is gangbanged by a gaggle of silverback gorillas. However, Emmanuel Chriqui is a vision. One of those Visions that occur in the best dreams that guys have. Dreams where some scantily clad women wants you to check her plumbing. A dream that has about a 10% finish rate because you

1. Live in your parents basement and are woken by the creaking of the floor boards upstairs.
2. Have a kid, who either A) sleeps with you or B) wakes up screaming
3. You already have a girlfriend you wish you didn't and she wakes you up begging to go buy more "Flow heavy" tampons/pads.
4. Just UNLUCKY!
   

GTFO.

I have a vision, since Emmanuel Chriqui is a vision, she must have great QB vision, this would be so win watching her on Saturdays.

News
Steven Threet declared brain dead. The human Victory Cigar to start vs Minny. OMFG WE MAY SEE FEAGIN BY THE 2ND QTR CUS SHERIDAN SUCKS SO BADLY OMFWTFBBQ!
Gears of War 2 comes out tonight!

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Johnny Sears Award of Futility

Well here is a chance for Stevie Brown to rack up another award yet I'll abstain from doing so. This one is on the hands of RR......again.

Why were we in the 3-3-5 Stack. This defense only works in video games and its sketch in those situations as well. You took the strongest part of our defense(OL) and substituted it for the weakest part of our defense(DB). We gave up 48 pts to a 3rd string QB, who was playing RB a few weeks ago. Was a 4-2-5 out of the question if you wanted to try a gimmick on D? Atleast Graham would've had a chance up front. Also Feagin=TDs....simple.

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Final Thoughts: I want to see Feagin on Saturday taking snaps or I'll be forced to bitch about it here on this blog.