Death Proof: Michigan vs Minnesota

Listening To: Too Late For Us by Little Brother
Forecast: Mostly Sunny

You stole my heart with the spectacle. You showed me what early January felt like. You spread for me......

Watching Michigan this past weekend filled me with copious amounts of glee and merriment. An offense that picked up where it left off last week, and a D that hearkened back to earlier this year when it was filthy. Most notably I watched Michigan play 4 quarters of football, we saw the Offense and Defense play together. Two firsts on the season. Only took 10 weeks eh. The accolades continue to pour in as we got our first look at J.Feagin. I have to admit, I still had an erection several hours after the game was over, yet couldn't seek medical attention. The RB position is set for the next four years as we saw Minor tear it up followed by Shaw on some very big plays. Our WR corps played absolutely fantastic and Odoms is progressing very very nicely. Clemons sighting! What can I say about the D other than well played? However, as well as we played this weekend, it was against one of the biggest frauds in the history of the B10. Minnesota has turned it around sure, but at what cost? A schedule that is similar to that of a 5A High School. Any tough game they had this year THEY LOST, go figure.

We have seen shades of this Michigan team all year, but never on a 60 minute basis. Last but not least, the opponent victory cigar, death, Sheridamnit. I heard earlier this week that Sheridan would start and only became interested in Feagin's high probability of playing when Sheridan got the hook. This was not the case, I got to see my boy 5-6 times on runs for about 1000 yards but that's a whole other principle(Feaginomics). Sheridan looked really, really good. He made great reads, looked explosive on runs, and had fairly good passing. All in all the game ball goes to Nick Sheridan....I guess Michigan is really DEATH PROOF.

Fun Time

• FEAGINOMICS....period.
• Sheridan may have proved he is our #2 QB, but Feagin makes plays DAMNIT!.
• Shaw and Minor are the best 1-2 combo in RB history.
• Minnesota is the worst team we have faced all year, yes I mean that.
• The D were in the right spots all game. The 4-3 is eons better than that 3-3-5 garbage RR experimented with at the wrong time last week.
• KC Lopata is a G.
• Zoltan is even G'er.....Fake Punt Messiah.
• Im actually excited to watch Special Teams again, we may return it for a TD, we may get tripped up at the 35, or we may fumbled twice on the same return, its almost like Christmas.
• GOTTA FINISH DRIVES. 29 pts shouldve been 40+

Final Thoughts: Another fraud is up next, Northwestern followed by tUOS.......YOU ARE ON WARNING.