Explaining Feaginomics......again

So, as you know this blog loves anything and everything Justin Feagin. Still patiently waiting to see the boy throw. Well I guess you can say he "threw" his life away. Rich Rod apparently kicked Feagin off the team for a violation of team rules.


Lets analyze what could be considered a team rule.

1. Missing practice
2. Missing class
3. Missing team function
4. General tom-foolery

However as reported by the Detroit Free Press, Feagin was involved in a botched cocaine deal. Now in my understanding of business ethics, botched cocaine deals are BAD. They also fall under the umbrella of other things such as

1. Rape
2. Extortion
3. Whatever the guys on To Catch a Predator are
4. Tax evasion

Feagin's foil in this epic picture is a guy named Burke. TJ Burke. This guy really likes fire, and it appears he tried a long forgotten intimidation tactic against Feagin. ARSON!!!!!!!!! So maybe Feagin's dorm didn't burn down, but that would've made for a great calamity now wouldnt it.

Feagonomics

1. Michigan football
2. Cocaine
3. ??????
4. Profit!!!!!!

Countdown to kickoff!!!!